do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(via thewingho)


ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here

(via thefuuuucomics)



mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

(via itsmedanac)



kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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(via thefuuuucomics)


What is up with “thy,” “thou,” “thee,” and “thine”?

djackmanson:

theyuniversity:

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THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

(via z0mb13bitch)



butterflydreamsx3:

I would do the same thing…

butterflydreamsx3:

I would do the same thing…

(via jetjetplane)


browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

(via doctor-whos-on-first)