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17

Jun

edwardclitorishands:

how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there is stuff like 

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(Source: valiceltradat)

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

13

Jun

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

A B C D E F G H J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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gotta keep an i out for selener

Stages of friendship.

Stage 1:
writing like a formal essay. All grammar mistakes must be eliminated.
Stage 2:
capitalization can occasionally be forgotten, mistakes can pass without self-drama.
Stage 3:
when texting will sometimes use texting lingo like lol and smileys.
Stage 4:
type so fast you don't notice mistakes.
Stage 5:
all caps or no caps, what is English, only your partner can understand the secret code.

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(Source: feyminism)

tastefullyoffensive:

You can bearly tell the difference. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

You can bearly tell the difference. [via]

lildarlinjay:

favourite scene from a movie, ever.

12

Jun

cokeflow:

australiansanta:

can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich

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11

Jun

Pretty rainbow

Pretty rainbow